Thursday, November 20, 2014

Things I Shouldn't Have to Say

I've been writing these on Facebook for years, but I think it's time to add to the blog as a Friday theme. Daily, as a mom, I find myself saying things that I could never in a million years anticipated having to say. These people are cute, but they're also crazy. 

 This week's edition. 

-Cheese is not a writing utensil. That's why your pen is not working.
-When I said to put the baby down, I didn't mean on your sister's head. 
-You can come out of your room when you are ready to stop mooning people. 
-What do you mean, you "lost Wisconsin?"
-Why was there a car in your pants? 
-Snowpants are meant to be outerwear. They are not a replacement for actual pants. 


  1. I've said this before...this is a book in the making!