-Glue is not a cracker dip.
-Do you seriously expect me to believe that you just fell asleep on the floor right now before I could discipline you? I'm not as dumb as I look, kid.
-Can you get me a popcorn-free glass of water?
-When I said you could collect money from around the house, I meant change from the laundry. Not my purse.
-That sounds like a great dinner suggestion, honey, but just an FYI, it's "chicken pot pie," not "chicken butt pie."
-And that is why we don't use dinosaurs as spoons.
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